{"id":209,"date":"2010-05-10T00:23:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T21:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/2010\/05\/bula-propune-doua-solutii-anticriza\/"},"modified":"2010-05-10T00:24:03","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T21:24:03","slug":"bula-propune-doua-solutii-anticriza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/2010\/05\/bula-propune-doua-solutii-anticriza\/","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 propune dou\u0103 solu\u0163ii anticriz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 tot ce face ias\u0103 prost, B\u0103sescu \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 ca s\u0103 se sf\u0103tuiasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103sescu: M\u0103i, Bul\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost criza precedent\u0103, tovar\u0103\u015ful Ceau\u015fescu te-a \u00eentrebat ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 pentru a ie\u015fi Rom\u00e2nia din criz\u0103, iar tu i-ai zis s\u0103 le declar\u0103m r\u0103zboi americanilor \u015fi imediat s\u0103 ne pred\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103: A\u015fa e, tovar\u0103\u015fu\u2019, \u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230;, pardon, dom\u2019le! Dar nu m-a ascultat.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103sescu: Acum nu le mai putem declara r\u0103zboi, c\u0103 ne licuricesc drumul \u00een NATO. Dar alt\u0103 solu\u0163ie nu e?<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103: Dom\u2019le pre\u015fedinte, ar fi dou\u0103 solu\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103sescu: Zi-mi repede, ca s\u0103-l sun pe Boc s\u0103 le \u015fi pun\u0103 \u00een practic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103: Prima ar fi ca rom\u00e2nii s\u0103 emigreze.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103sescu: Cum s\u0103 emigreze?! \u015ei noi la cine mai t\u0103iem salariile \u015fi pensiile ca s\u0103 avem bani de una-alta?! \u015ei care-i a doua?<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103: S\u0103 emigra\u0163i voi! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 tot ce face ias\u0103 prost, B\u0103sescu \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 ca s\u0103 se sf\u0103tuiasc\u0103. B\u0103sescu: M\u0103i, Bul\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost criza precedent\u0103, tovar\u0103\u015ful Ceau\u015fescu te-a \u00eentrebat ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 pentru a ie\u015fi Rom\u00e2nia din criz\u0103, iar tu i-ai zis s\u0103 le declar\u0103m r\u0103zboi americanilor \u015fi imediat s\u0103 ne pred\u0103m. Bul\u0103: A\u015fa e, tovar\u0103\u015fu\u2019, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":210,"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/silpres.info\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}